A:  You're a tweep.
B:  I still don't know what that means, but it sounds so good....
A:  I like the sound of...
B:  I like the sound of your mum when she's in my bed and we're going for it and she's...
A:  (Thwack!)  Shut up! (To C) Did you hear what she just said? You didn't, did you, you never listen to anything.
C:  Do you need my protection?
A:  I think I need it.
B:  What? Did you see her whacking me just then?  I'm the one who needs protection.
A:  Well I need protection for my ears.  (takes some tissue and plugs it into her ears.)
B:  Yeah, those ear plugs are gonna come in handy later tonight when me and your mum are at it again and she's screaming across the courtyard and we...
Thwack!