This class have finished all their exams, finally, so i go in today with a couple of games planned, be nice, give'm an easy day for a change.
'Ok What did you do yesterday?'
'Listening test'
What did you do on Monday?
Reading test.
What did you do on friday?
Speaking test.
What did you do on thursday?
Writing test.
Correct.  And what are you going to do today?
Silence.
You don't know?
Beer pipes up.  'Fighting test.'
'Ah.  Okay.  First we are going to do a fighting test.'  (write on whiteboard).
'What are we going to do after that?'
'Sleeping test.'
'Okay.' (write on board) 'Third?'
'Game test.'
'Ok.  After that?'
'Eating test'
'Kill Teacher Dora Test'
'Video test'
'Kiss Kongphob test'
'Eating underwear test'
'Swimming test'
T. Dora (scribbling all these onto whiteboard).  'Good.  Ok. So test no 1.'

1)  Fighting test Reps from each team come to front to participate in arm wrestling challenge.
2)  Sleeping test.  Students must pretend to to sleep, T. Dora roams around tickling, pinching and randomly shouting BOO!  If a student opens their eyes they lose a point for their team.
3)  Game test.  Spider hangman 'A shark ate Patter.'
4)  Kill Teacher Dora test.  Teams get points for coming up with good ways to kill Teacher Dora (strangle, bazooka, throw off balcony, kill with Chaitawat's breath, etc)
5)  Eating test.  Luckily Pond has a banana.  3 contestants to front, fastest to eat and swallow thier 1/3 banana wins.
6)  Teacher Dora test.  Quiz questions
  a)  How old is Teacher Dora?
  b)  What country is Teacher Dora from?
  c)  What city is Teacher Dora from?
  d)  How many children does teacher Dora have?  (Jin suggests 132)
7)  Video test. 
Ask:  What is your favourite movie (Ultraman)
What does Ultraman do? (kill robots)
3 contestants to front.  You are Ultraman.  You must kill robots.  Best robot killer gets 3 points.  (bizarre robot killing commences)
8)  Kiss Kongphob test.  Teacher Dora demonstrates - big kiss on cheek.  Any student who can give Kong a good kiss gets a point.
9)  Eating Underwear test.  Oh no!  Sorry class!  We've run out of time!  You'll have to eat your underwear for homework.

The End.